I am the law.
The other day a guy dressed as Colonel Sanders from KFC snuck into the United Nations headquarters in New York. It sounds pretty ridiculous, but it's true. And he didn't just sneak in and nab a free tour, he got into several restricted areas, and was even able to take a picture in the general assembly hall, and with the UN president guy.
The whole thing turned out to be a publicity stunt by KFC, apparently the Colonel also submitted a letter asking the UN to recognize the "Grilled Nation" behind KFCs new grilled chicken. I'm gonna stop for just a minute here.
Fuck KFC grilled chicken. If you're going to KFC, you know what you're doing. You're cramming fat down your throat at an alarming rate, and you're more than likely loving it. I eat KFC every so often, (I usually don't eat for a solid day after to even things out) I'm not saying it's bad. But the whole "we have healthy food now" thing is bullshit. Who are you trying to kid? Fat assholes in this stupid country are just gonna end up ordering Grilled Chicken, but with a side of fried chicken skin. And then they're just gonna fill up on the skin!
Anyway.... the UN acknowledges the event took place, and that there was a lapse in security. Good to see that an organization that is supposedly policing the world can be broken into by a guy dressed in a ridiculous costume and a dude with a camera. Although it would probably be scarier if the UN had actually let the guy in, and they were in the pocket of a fast food chain.
Anyway, the moral of the story is to eat fried chikin cuz its gud.
Check out the original article including actual pictures here.
The whole thing turned out to be a publicity stunt by KFC, apparently the Colonel also submitted a letter asking the UN to recognize the "Grilled Nation" behind KFCs new grilled chicken. I'm gonna stop for just a minute here.
Fuck KFC grilled chicken. If you're going to KFC, you know what you're doing. You're cramming fat down your throat at an alarming rate, and you're more than likely loving it. I eat KFC every so often, (I usually don't eat for a solid day after to even things out) I'm not saying it's bad. But the whole "we have healthy food now" thing is bullshit. Who are you trying to kid? Fat assholes in this stupid country are just gonna end up ordering Grilled Chicken, but with a side of fried chicken skin. And then they're just gonna fill up on the skin!
Anyway.... the UN acknowledges the event took place, and that there was a lapse in security. Good to see that an organization that is supposedly policing the world can be broken into by a guy dressed in a ridiculous costume and a dude with a camera. Although it would probably be scarier if the UN had actually let the guy in, and they were in the pocket of a fast food chain.
Anyway, the moral of the story is to eat fried chikin cuz its gud.
Check out the original article including actual pictures here.
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