Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Super Earth Sends Giant Death Gulls to Destroy Bonus Time



The title says it all and the video is proof. Super Earth has launched another attack against the Planet Earth, AGAIN targeting Australia in their attempts to destroy human morale. It's a shame that the Super Earthicans didn't realize that Australia is a nation of bad ass former prisoners, and if they mess with Australia or Bonus Time one more time, they're gonna have Russel Crowe on their asses. And he'll fight ANYTHING!

Is this cause for alarm? Yes. Panic? Absolutely. Rioting? Please get me a new TV while you're looting. Super Earth has stepped it up once again, yet the world's governments refuse to take the necessary steps to stand up against this alien threat. It's time to start making the tin foil hats and the fallout shelters folks, Super Earth is becoming more and more a real threat with each passing Bonus minute.

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