Bonus Time Villains

So if you're familiar with the facebook fan page , and as I'm sure you've seen on here, we have certain people who we consider "Villains of Bonus Time." These are people who we at Bonus Time feel have incredible opportunities, but either abuse said opportunities or squander them. Products or services that waste people's time have also fallen under the villains category. Below are a few of the established villains, and some of the reasons we here at Bonus Time hate them.

Kanye West - Like you didn't see this one coming? Sure, Kanye makes entertaining music from time to time, but aside from that he seems to be actually trying to come off as a complete prick to the rest of the world. Kanye has declared himself the "voice of a generation", the "new king of pop", and is generally an overly egotistical douche.

When the blog was first really getting going I was gonna write about the whole Taylor Swift thing. In the end there was much more interesting news out there, but it's the perfect example of Kanye not just ruining HIS Bonus Time by being a jack ass, but ruining another persons Bonus Time by being a complete tool. Taylor Swift is like 10 years old as far as I can tell, if not for Bonus Time she would have barely even existed.

Anyway, the list goes on and on for Kanye. He comes off as self centered, overly egotistical even in an industry that is predominantly about ego, and you know what? Bonus Time is the voice of a generation, your move West.

Octomom - Stupid, this is honestly why we should have more cullings of the general population. I really don't have to write anything else, right? If you don't get why she's a complete asshole, or how she's ruined multiple lives then stop reading my blog. Seriously.

Durrrrrf

The Free Credit Report.com Guys - There's actually a few ways you can look at these guys. Apparently they are actually a band, and have found success during Bonus Time, but good god they could not have gone about it in a worse way. Fuck now their song is stuck in my head again. Hocking a bullshit website that I've actually heard is getting shut down because it ISN'T free? No.

Make some real music, they seem to be somewhat talented and I'm sure they could be using their Bonus Time in much better ways.

Carlos Mencia - This guy is the total package, not only is he a noted joke stealer, but he's not even actually what he claims to be. If you've ever unfortunately had to suffer through any of his horrible act, you'll note that his big thing is that he's Mexican. Well he's not, he's from Honduras!

Kanye actually almost gets off of the villains list for killing this guy on South Park. If you haven't seen the video of Joe Rogan calling this guy out check it out (at the bottom of this post).

Thank god his show isn't on TV anymore, although Comedy Central probably just replaced it with some other unfunny, untolerable garbage. Lying and stealing land you on our villains list, Neddie boy.

The Io Digital Cable Commercial Guy - One time when myself and Miguel (the co-creator of Bonus Time who's been silent on the blog... thus far) got upset Bonus Time had kinda gone stale, we decided to flood some of our favorite members with this asshole's commercial just to show them how bad Bonus Time can go wrong if you neglect it. Stupid racial stereotypes are stupid.

That's it for now, more villains are listed on our rarely updated Facebook Fan Page, so check em out if you're interested. Do you not agree with me on some of these villains, do you have someone who you think SHOULD be a villain? Post a comment, really, it's okay I won't bite. Plus we're still doing the contest... you could win beer!