Sydney Australia was recently the target of insidious dust attacks.In a 'freak' occurrence Sydney Australia was blanketed in a thick red dust over night last night. People have described being unable to breathe during the event, and that it reminded them of walking around on Mars (because people have never been to Mars, they must have been recalling an amazing movie like Total Recall, Red Planet, or Doom). Australian scientists are saying that the dust was blown in by unusually strong winds that brought the dust in from the Australian outback (not the restaurant, Bloomin' Onion fiends put down scissors).
However we at Bonus Time all know the real culprit here, Super Earth. If you will recall from my post a few days ago here, Super Earth has it out for regular Earth. And it sounds like this is the first of their strikes at the very heart and soul of humanity, in an attempt to assimilate us into their dreadful population before they even arrive. Hell bent on consuming our home world, this is clearly the first in what we can assume will be several psychological strikes against planet Earth. Unfortunately for our Australian brothers it may already be too late.
Luckily America long ago salvaged anything worthwhile from their culture. The boomerang, giant Foster's Beers, Crocodile Dundee, and Dunkaroos are safe. But we as a people must not take this sitting down. If Super Earth thinks they can take regular Earth this easily then I daresay they haven't watched Independence Day nearly enough. We still have Will Smith, and Earth-loving Martian Jeff Goldblum on our side. And in the end folks, isn't that all we've ever needed?
Amazing.
However we at Bonus Time all know the real culprit here, Super Earth. If you will recall from my post a few days ago here, Super Earth has it out for regular Earth. And it sounds like this is the first of their strikes at the very heart and soul of humanity, in an attempt to assimilate us into their dreadful population before they even arrive. Hell bent on consuming our home world, this is clearly the first in what we can assume will be several psychological strikes against planet Earth. Unfortunately for our Australian brothers it may already be too late.
Luckily America long ago salvaged anything worthwhile from their culture. The boomerang, giant Foster's Beers, Crocodile Dundee, and Dunkaroos are safe. But we as a people must not take this sitting down. If Super Earth thinks they can take regular Earth this easily then I daresay they haven't watched Independence Day nearly enough. We still have Will Smith, and Earth-loving Martian Jeff Goldblum on our side. And in the end folks, isn't that all we've ever needed?
Amazing.
2 comments:
Maybe Super Earth is Earth-Two in disguise.
oh, and my word verification was 'hothori.' awesome.
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