Monday, January 4, 2010

An Important PSA from Bonus Time


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It's 2010 folks, and we here at Bonus Time wouldn't feel right if we didn't remind you of one important thing you may have forgotten! It's time to get a new calendar. With enjoyment of Bonus Time comes one key that you may have been overlooking, proper time management. Nothing helps with this quite like a good old fashioned calendar. Map out your time, this week you might be working on your Fushion engine plans, next you may be working on your age halting serum, whatever it is your doing with your Bonus Time, it's important to be on top of things and realize just exactly what it is you are doing.

So go get a new calendar! Everyday that you don't you are wasting more and more money, and that totally sucks, you're not an idiot right? But what kind of calendar is it that suits you? Well this is a very important question, and one that can only be made after hours of deep upside down meditation. We decided though to give you a few pointers.

  • Get a calendar with a lot of space on it - Not SPACE space persay (like outerspace), but space for you to plot out exactly what it is you'd like to do during the New Future. If your calendar is jumbled with ridiculous holidays, or tiny spaces for each day, then you are not getting the most out of your calendar, or your Bonus Time!
  • Pick a theme that fits you - Planning on making some kind of wretched cat / man hybird during the New Future? Get a Kitten calendar to help inspire you! Planning to conquer a foreign nation? Get a calendar that shows the great wealth this land has waiting for you! Also, what month were you born in? It might be a good idea to locate that month on the calendar, and make sure that it has a theme that's right for you. Are you getting a super hot babes of Bonus Time calendar? Make sure the babe on your birth month is the babe for you!
A new calendar is a great way to make a fresh start in a new year, and a New Future. There's nothing more clean slate then a new calendar, so go get one, NOW!

2 comments:

mqdavidson said...

I was thinking, is there anyway Bonus Time can market a year long advent calendar?

I personally think it is bullshit that the advent calendar now only comes in a December only model, and I also think that it is a bit racist that the calender is so "Christmas-centric", primarily because I throw the word racist around in a flagrant and irresponsible fashion.

If everyday in Bonus Time is a righteous gift, shouldn't every calendar day of Bonus Time come with a righteous gift?

Stef said...

Hello Max,

Thank you for taking the time to write Bonus Time! Your question is a very good, very well thought out one, and I have to say the second I read it I got aroused urr excited about the idea of a Bonus Advent calendar.

Now while we typically adhere to the feeling that because we are in Bonus Time everyday is a gift, there's nothing wrong with getting MORE gifts, EVER.

A Bonus Advent calendar is certainly something we have our top scientists now working on. In the meantime I suggest you go out and buy yourself a Transformer. I did a few months ago, and I have to tell you they are really the gift that keeps on giving!

Thanks again!
Stef
Bonus Guru