Saturday, January 2, 2010

The Beast With 1,000 Teeth

Pow! Right in the dick!

Aloha Bonus Faithful!  

It's been a long time, hasn't it?  But here we are, 2010, all grown up and ready for the new future!  But before we go there, you've likely got a lot of questions, and valid ones at that.  Now that I've reshined my life giving light back into the petri dish that is your worlds, you're likely scared, confused, but at the same time aroused, and excited.  First let's take a look at what happened in the ass end of 2009, and what I (and therefore you) found interesting about the end of a stupid year.

- That Bitch from Jersey Shore got punched in the face, this is one of my favorite .gifs of it.  Also fuck you blogger for not letting me embed gifs.

-Those Balloon assholes got sentenced to some jailtime, good!

-Some other asshole discovered Super Earth again or something.  I remember seeing that story and getting pissed, suffice to say we're still fucked.

-Water was confirmed as being on the moon, more on that later.

There was probably more, but truthfully I can't remember.  Bonus Time itself also has quite a bit of news that we would like to share with you as well.

-Bonus Time World HQ was established in Brooklyn, New York.

-Bonus Time has began hosting weekly meetings with new exclusive Bonus Time information, these are typically on Sunday's at 8 on the internet.

-We have also hosted our first in person meeting for the public, while it was under the clever guise of a New Years Eve party, all of us here at Bonus Time feel the meeting was a great success.

-We got a white board!

Aside from Transformers Christmas that should be it, aside of course from the "NEW FUTURE" which we have now entered in 2010, which I will focus on in a new post shortly.  Until then though, welcome back, and here's to 2010!

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