Max! My good old buddy Max won the first ever Bonus Time contest, making him much cooler than you will ever be. He won for his comment on my fun fall activities article:
"My favorite October activity is counting all the douches dressed up as the Joker. Talk about beating a dead Heath... I mean horse.
It's the new crow."
Hilarious but also true! Max beat out all of the (one) other commenters! Reader Phil came close to grasping the prize, but couldn't pull it off as none of his comments were actual words! Better luck next time, Phil!
As per his reward I will purchase and drink a beer with Max (regardless of the fact that we do that all the time) and he has nominated Ron Perlman as his Bonus Time Hero of choice. Nice going Max! (Note: I'll be doing a feature post on Ron either later today or Monday)
And for everyone else who was going to comment but was too much of a coward, fuck you! Enjoy your non free beer this weekend, and your lack of Bonus fame and notoriety!
